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  • Bitterroots

    Bitterroots

    Last night I was gearing up for a session in the Pain Lab and I got a ring from my friend Ed. The sun was finally out, and he was biting at the bit to get out. His better half Laurie had already been out in the North Hills (Waterworks Hill) and was reporting a “Carpet of flowers” and “bitterroots everywhere”.  I just could not imagine bitterroot flowers everywhere. From my experience in the last 4 years it was a lucky day to even see two bitterroot flowers.

    So I bailed on my workout with full plans to get the hike over with (there I go again) and then get back home to the Pain Lab to do some core. I would then move my hill intervals to this morning. As of this writing, I have done my intervals but still no Pain Lab. That happens upon the completion of this post.

    So I showed up at their house and we jetted over to the Orange Street Trail Head and started my 10K loop backwards. We searched high and low for a carpet of wild flowers, but all we saw were noxious weeds. They were everywhere and playing havoc with my sinuses.

    We did what I call the “City Side” and over to the “Land Fill Side”. Still no flowers. Soon we forgot what we were looking for and conversed about important topics such as f’ed up educational practices and how one trains for the Butte 100 (Butte 50 for Ed).

    Then it was over to the “Homestead” and up the Waterworks Ridge. Down to the fence line and “Rocky Side”. Still no flowers, but thee day was gorgeous, and I was wondering about something that was written on the side of a birdhouse on one fence. I can’t remember the name, like birthed or poppedpoutathoticus or bunch-of-birds-were-born-here.  Ed said it meant that a bunch of birds were born here.

    So then we hiked down into the hidden valley, still no wild flowers, although at a previous time it looked like the Balsam Root Arrow Leaf (Whatever) had been out but were now dead. Then it happened.

  • Woman Hater

    Woman Hater

    The weekend is at hand and while I didn’t get out a decent blog I do offer an excuse. You see one for the proposals of where I work is gone and when that happens all hell breaks out and everything is full of stress and chaotic psycho freakiness. As a token of my shortcomings as a blogger (and if yesterday’s video didn’t do it) I offer up a photo of last weekends group ride and whishes that this weekend bring us all un muddied single track.

    The week was not a full loss even though most rides were in freezing rain. The Missoula Thursday Night Ride was a positive. I showed up to a cheery crowd to announce, “Lets just get this over with” fully expecting it to rain in a place where I knew would be 10 degrees colder then the current meeting spot. All things said it turned out great. I had to leave the group early as they tend to stay up all night and I had to get much needed sleep. But that brings to the title of this blog “Woman Hater”.

    I didn’t get much of the sleep thing as I wondered about my newly received label as “woman hater”.  Am I a woman hater? I thought I just hated everything. If you know me I am always saying things to poke fun at ignorance. For instance when I say, “that is a girl ride” I am just making fun. Face it, some people actually think that way. I hate them

  • Jury Duty

    Jury Duty

    Hold onto your Stetsons, folks, because I just got a doozy in the mail. This fancy-schmancy envelope promised me a spot on the coveted America’s Got Talent judges’ table. Now, in my neck of the woods, Connecticut, your boss legally owes you five whole days of jury duty pay. After that, it’s a bit less glamorous, but hey, a day off is a day off, right?

    A Montana Court

    Except, Montana plays by its own quirky rules. I checked the Missoula federal website, expecting the same deal. Nope! Turns out, here, your employer can leave you high and dry, cash-wise. They just can’t fire you (laid off? Now that’s a different story…). So, what’s the grand prize for sacrificing a day’s pay for “The Duty”? A whopping $12 for showing up as potential juror fodder, and a princely $25 if you actually get to sit on a case. Wow, talk about pizza dreams at The Bridge (spoiler alert: not happening on that budget).

    Now, let’s get real. I’m giving up a day’s work because someone went rogue and robbed a bank. You know what? I’m starting to see their point. Maybe they were desperate after enduring endless America’s Got Talent auditions. I can’t blame them! So, here’s my official statement: Yes, I’m biased. My sympathies lie with anyone willing to risk life and limb for a quick buck. They’re probably just trying to avoid another season of watching people juggle flaming bowling pins.

  • Getting Back On The Horse

    Da Group Shot I plan to post some of my most awesome photos of this last weekend as soon as I can. You see, I could of by now. But then I discovered two thousand other photos that I had taken and forgot about. So in my infinite wisdom I figured the best way to battle the “getting behind syndrome” is to just download them all and get them saved and put up on Picasa for all to see. Then there is the movies … tons of them. The result was an overwhelming amount of work.

    Since I am one to avoid such hard work I got started and quickly got distracted by all the sunlight outside. So then; I am going for a trail run. And maybe, just maybe, if everyone has a little patience I will get those photos posted.

    Since I came home from Camp Larry I have been gravely ill but today I am coming around. The following comments may rub some the wrong way but I am just posting my feelings. By all my being it was a real awesome weekend not to be taken for granted. I had a blast.

    I think all this social stuff is making me sick. I get no sleep. I eat ten thousand calories. The foods are not healthy. Farkle is a stupid game. Seriously it is the foods I eat I think. Yesterday I ate the way I usually do and today as well. I am starting to feel fabulous. Looks like Ill have to be anti-social until after the Butte 100.

    Blog more when it starts raining again .. like tomorrow.

  • Spokane 24 Hour Finale

    Spokane 24 Hour Finale

    And now the rest of the story. Sorry folks just have been away from the computer. I want to finalize this project so I can post some happenings along with awesome photos of last weekends caloric festival and bike rides.

    Note on photos: OK! so I have lost my mind and cant remember who took what photo. So lets just say the photos to the left courtesy of Marta and Rich Shattuck, and Bob Waggoner.

    We left off with Sten pulling the weight for the team while I recovered from cramps. As I was waiting for Sten in the transition area I overhear the second place team talking. They were un-aware I was standing right next to them. “The guy Bill is really killing it but his team mate is a little slower. I think they are starting to slow down and we are a couple minutes behind them right now and I think we are going to take the lead soon.”

    Obviously they were referring to my slow down but before I could think about it Sten came rolling in as strong as ever. I told him about what I overheard and turned on the gas. That was the last we heard of them. Apparently they had a mechanical and had to cancel their lap. We were now a lap up on the field.

    As we rode into the night it was becoming apparent that we needed to switch from attack mode to defend our lead which had grown to be a lap up on the rest of the field.

    Only one bump happened just before night fall and once I was over that everything seems to be cake. I had just mounted my lights and went to change the lenses in my new Optic Nerve sunglasses to clear. I just won them at the Devils Slide and it was the 2nd time I changed the lenses. I did as instructed (yes I read instructions) and snap … BROKE THEM. Lucky for me my friend Rich heard my frustrated explicative and offered me his yellow lens glasses he had as a backup. They worked flawlessly and surprisingly I could see well.

    The night was great even though it was a little chilly at times. It seems most of my time off the bike was spent changing clothes, eating, and trying to manage what was wet and what was dry. Thankfully I had Action Wipes to keep the undercarriage fresh and all I had to do was keep finding dry shorts. This made the night laps very comfy and I was loving the course at night. In fact the night went by really fast.

    Just as dawn approached I figured I was having a great time but I may have been hallucinating as well. On top of the “Devils Up” climb I heard monkeys. Yep! Monkeys. In the trees. No kidding. I asked around on my next pit and I got varied looks so I dropped it and chalked it up to hallucinating. Can you call it that if it was just sounds?  Anyway the pancake breakfast feed at the transition area made me quickly forget the Monkeys.

    Then there was the chicken. I kept seeing signs about the chicken and thought it was just a section that was rougher then hell. Why did they call it the chicken? I loved the signs because they were at the end of the lap and that meant one chicken dance and I was done with another lap.

    Sten had a mishap that morning and broke his bike. The derailleur cable was busted. He rode the entire lap in one gear but we didn’t loose any ground. I came in and wondered if I should do a third lap but Rich let him borrow his back up bike to finish out the day. I love it, the second place team had a chance to watch us squander but instead reached out a hand. Thanks again Rich.

    Next thing we knew we were on the home stretch. Sten rode with a big ol grin on his face and seemingly as if we had it wrapped up and I rode like we would break down and loose a couple laps. Its never over. So my last laps were the fastest laps of my race. It felt great to have gone through 24 hours and be able to go strong. Once in a while a small cramp started to threaten but I would stand up and work it back out.

    As a side note I just checked my new shoes last Friday and found that my cleats were mounted way back from what I usually mount them. Maybe that explains why I could get a cramp to go away with standing and getting out of my usually hunchback Vermonter position on the bike.

    So yea, we nailed it and got first place while the other Mules also ripped it for second place.  Next year I would like to do this race seriously in the solo division like my tem-mate Jesse.

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  • Spokane 24 Hour Lap 3

    Spokane 24 Hour Lap 3

    I just received some photos from Bob Waggoner so enjoy some images that should of been posted yesterday. As you can see I was on the outside in photo one. Yesterday I blogged, “I passed a couple on the left side running up the outside and up against the course markings.”.

    In photo two I just hopped onto the bike and am trying to make it to the front. Heavy traffic as you can see. “… got on my bike around 20th place. I still figured I could make it to the front. I still wanted to win the lap. I passed when I could“.

    This is post 2 in a series of posts (my way of being lazy) about the “Round the Clock” 24 hour event at Riverside State Park in Spokane, WA last weekend.

    Once I handed the timing chip to Sten he was off and I walked back to the pit area kind of dazed that I didn’t win the lap and wondering how I got so far behind. I needed to regroup.

    I arrived to find everyone relaxed and talking about the elements of the start. I decided to quickly tune up my bike and go put my feet in the air. I don’t know what happened in those 20 minutes of my feet in the air. I was feeling fine and went to jump up for my next shift. As soon as the blood rushed back into the legs I cramped so bad I figured I would break my femur. It hurt so bad I almost tore down the canopy and screamed so loud the entire venue heard me. Marta (Rich and Erik’s support) assisted in working out the cramps enough so that I could hobble back to the exchange area.

    The cramping worries took my mind of my previous worries. I was worried that Sten would have difficulties and cause us to drop out of first place. I must admit that publicly, right now, because he proved me wrong. Before I knew it he was coming in after ripping a 58:58 lap. We were flying and instead of me holding him up, he was going to have to hold up me as I worked through the cramps.

    Sten really came through and I doubt we would of won without his consistent had effort in those initial laps. He was all business. When he came in he was focused and everyone had to yell at him to slow down and walk through the transition area.

    I expected a slow lap. I have dealt with cramps before so I knew how to pedal gingerly but maintain a respectable speed. Plus I could stand up to alleviate any cramps that started to threaten. Thankfully as I kept pouring Down Carbo Rocket my legs felt better and better. By the end of the lap I was again duking it out with 4 person teams and passing folks rather then being passed.

    We were off to a good start and 8 minutes up on second place “First Rate Mafia of NUUN”. With all the expectations crap out of the way Sten and I were about to put together a great race.

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  • Spokane 24 Hour Lap 1

    Spokane 24 Hour Lap 1


    The trip to Riverside State Park in Spokane, WA last weekend was a wet one. The “Round the Clock” 24 hour event was a team relay mountain bike race, beginning at noon on Saturday and ending at noon on Sunday. 700 competitors this year! We competed for medals, prizes and bragging rights. The great part was that during the race the wetness held off. We had fabulous conditions for our race. But it has been raining ever since.

    I plan a series of blogs to report the happening of the race and how the podium ended an all Montana one. This one is about the start, it is a story in itself.

    A little background leading up to the gin Saturday at noon. Upon arriving Friday I went for a pre-ride and ended up walking back to the car. I had sliced my front tire on a sharp rock or something sharp. Upon reaching the venue I spotted Bill Schultz and asked him if he had any extra tread. He did and saved my race.

    Thanks Bill. I feel very fortunate to have been able to race in Spokane and Bill was a small part. Lets not forget the Chad at Red Barn got me into some new gear just so I could ride my bike. Bob at Triple Ring Productionstook care of getting me there and my entry fee. That’s huge!! Then there is Carbo Rocket for the fuel to have a great time. There were moments of intense joy while I was riding out in the middle of the night and early AM. Has to be the Rocket. If it were not for Julie Zickovich stepping up to volunteer for Sten and I we would of been DQ(ed), she is awesome. Looks like she had a good time too.

    I spent the rest of the night trying to get my new Small Block Eight to seal with Stans. Sten, Marta, Rich, Julie, Erik, and myself all settled in for a good nights rest.

    Ok! Back to the start of the race. I had great position on the line front row. Just before the gun went off I realized I didn’t have our team’s timing chip. I scrambled back to the pit area and ripped apart the camp. I found it in Sten’s (Team Captain) tent. I went back to the start area and took my place mid-pack … argh. I wanted to win the lap. I needed to crawl over about 20 riders to get in front again. The gun went off.

    I took a shot in the jaw from someone elbow as I tried a move to the right. I passed a couple on the left side running up the outside and up against the course markings. A couple more moves and another hit to the jaw I started up the climb and I started to slow. I have been practicing my run this spring but found myself struggling up the climb.

    After the climb was a downhill single track back to the venue. I couldn’t run side hill and had to follow a slower dude down the track. People were passing and I realized I would not get to the front. Back on the front straightaway I stretched out my pace but I was toast. I didn’t think I could make it back to my bike. I was not the fastest sprinter that day for sure.  got on my bike around 20th place.

    I still figured I could make it to the front. I still wanted to win the lap. I passed when I could but in the rock gardens and twisty single track I always found myself behind someone slowing way down. I thought, shouldn’t have run so fast man.

    We arrived at the biggest climb of the lap and was named 8 Minute Hill. This was a good place to make contact with the leaders but for some reason I decided to ascend the hill at a moderate pace. Looking back should of went anaerobic and smashed it. In any case I was just out of ear shot of the leaders.

    About half way around the loop I saw that the leaders had really put on the gas and I would never catch them. On top of that I reached a section called Little Vietnam and rode it tentatively and lost more ground. From there on out the course was kind of new for me because I had ripped my sidewall on the pre ride the day before. I rode as strong as I could to finish my lap.

    I handed off to Sten and we were somewhere around the top 5 overall at that point. Oh well I thought, we had a lot of racing to do. Back at the pit area I proceeded to have a massive cramp attack. Some more lessons:

    1) don’t mistake Recoverite for Perpetium during a pre race meal.
    2) Not good to go all out and then put your feet in the air for 20 minutes.
    3) don’t eat just before the start.
    4) Sprinting is not good if your not a runner … OUCH.

    To be continued…

  • 24 Hours Round the Clock

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    Riverside State Park, 7 Mile Airstrip, Spokane, WA – May 29-30, 2010. The “Round the Clock” 24 hour event is a team relay mountain bike race, beginning at noon on Saturday and ending at noon on Sunday. Teams compete for medals, prizes and bragging rights.

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  • Crunch Time

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    Pastry is so good as you crunch down on with with a tea in hand. I did do that last night on a test piece as I ramped up the pasty production line at home. Right now, however is crunch time. It is like I need all this time to prepare for the 24 hour race this weekend in Spoky but no time to get it done. There is so much involved. Tonight the mules roll into town, I run out to Red Barn Bikes in the Bitterroot to see Chad about getting my bike race-able again, and put in 8

  • Whatchamacallit

    Another day gone and forgot to blog again. Sheesh! Hard getting back into the swing of things.

    I went on to The Triple Ring Productions web site to do some updates today and got all sidetracked on making a new image for the banner which rotates between the events/years. I got that done but isn’t get to what I really wanted. I plan to update the Butte 100 page and get a page called

  • Out Of It

    Whew! I have been out of it for a while. The last I recall I had this super hard block of training to do courtesy of Lynda and I dipped my front wheel over the rim of the canyon of “bad Ass” and headed down into it. Into the abyss of long, multiple, and time consuming training. Plus try and keep this full time job.

    I haven’t been following the plan lately because in some weird way I convinced myself I needed to taper for this weekends race in Spokane. I have found some air and now seem to find time to blog. So what do I blog?

    Funky town has included some interesting artifacts in this year already. Not to mention that we have not entered into spring yet. So I went to Pipestone and rode 11 hours with a sore throat. Yea! Came home to a week of sickness. Now I am wondering where all this weight came from and also some signs of my fitness failing me lately.

    Oh my gosh, there is a crack in the super fit status I was enjoying just a month ago. I firmly believe that I have been socially eating too much and need to buckle down and get back with the program. Well, after today. I just ate a bag of tortilla chips. Doh

    Big hike tonight. A whopper. 30 minutes

  • Missoula Thursday Night Rouges

    Missoula Thursday Night Rouges

    The trouble with ginger snaps is that you can grab way to many at one time. I just grabbed myself a handful, brewed a cup of black cherry tea and now I am ready blog about last nights ride. We did the same thing last night. We grabbed a big ol handful of fun.

    It all started innocent enough the group was to meet at the trail head of Jumbo Saddle. 15 of us showed up for the first real sunny evening this year. We rode the saddle and up to the top of Marshall Grade. Then we hit Three Larch like a bunch of butterflies lofting through lavender. I took every moment I could to get some footage on my camera. Movie coming later.

    Once Three Larch was enjoyed we gathered for our assault on the Sidewinder Family. This twisty turn enriched decent is one of the best around. Missing were all the wildflowers due to our cold weather. It looks like they all froze. I finally thawed out and bombed down the ridge in style only bobbling on a few switchbacks. Its hard to ride this trail and gawk at the magnificent scenery at the same time.

    We all gathered again for a family portrait and discussed our post ride meet up. It is becoming more apparent that this ride is incorporating a post ride caloric festival of some kind. It has been prevalent through out the early season. We decided on Rattle Snake Gardens.

    After the beer and chips, your

  • Coyote Classic

    Trophy This past weekend Triple Ring Productions sent me down to the Avimor community just north of Boise for the 2010 edition of the Coyote Classic. One of my favorite Knobby Tire Series races.

    Couple things changed this year but more added single track made this race even better then before. The other change did not enhance the event at all in fact was a reason my friend Ross could not go with me. The damn thing was at 3 pm and from what i overheard it was for reasons in which benefited the entity that the race was

  • The Beetle Made It

    It is a fine Monday here in Missoula Montana after a night of sleep in a real bed. At first I didn’t think I could get to sleep. I had just spent two nights under the stars in the great outdoors to find myself wishing I wasn’t home. I just got back from a great weekend in South Western Idaho. All my worries about being stranded in a car that seems to keep breaking down is over and actually it did real well.

    I got 34 miles to the gallon much to my relief after Four Seasons Motors told me my catalytic converter and fuel systems were malfunctioning and that I would not get great gas mileage. Its better then ever. Of course every time I get a car and it seems to be working great it breaks down in a big way so I better not toot my horn too loud.

    I had two great camping spots, free of course, One along the Salmon River and one on the Payette River.

    I had two great rides too. The first was the Coyote Classic Mountain Bike Race and on day 2 I did some exploring to Elk City. The latter was pretty tough considering I raced my ass off on Saturday. I put the knobbiness through a 100 mile torture ride. I then proceeded to head to the next convenience store to wolf down a bag of ruffles.

    That’s about all I care to write right now. Getting in some quality rest before hitting the training hard in a couple days.

  • What I Have Been Up To

    What I Have Been Up To

    So there you have it. 3 weeks of me not posting a blog. Sometimes we get a little behind. I have uploaded more photos on Picasa as well and also a video on YouTube. Initially I wanted to post a blog per image because there is a story behind each set. I guess in the interest of time and the need to find work so as to make some cash I will post a condensed version of what has been going on.

    It all started with the Grizzly Man Adventure Race when some friends visited for a couple days ending with their departure and my solo bike ride to the start of he climb to Sheep Mountain from the corridor of the Rattlesnake. [big gasp of air] The next weekend I did the Lost Trail Peace Ride where I climbed Lost Trail twice and Chief Joseph once making a peace sign on a map. [big gasp of air]  Went on a TNR we entitled “Dark Side of Patte” where we had to run one of the unfortunates out of the woods before he froze to death. Then not getting enough cold winter weather and the breaking down of my finances to fix my car prompted me to stay in town for the weekend which started with a mine shaft, peanut curry ice cream, and witnessing a great band called Ball and Jack. Whew! [big gasp of air] Finally I did two mountain bike rides (because I love cold weather and getting rained on) out to Turah which on the second day was entitled Alp de Turah because friends proclaimed, “lets just go to that bend that looks like the Alps or something”. [big gasp of air]  Da Bridge!

    Endo!

  • GMAR Black Bear Challenge

    I am not sure how to intro this so let me just say that I have found a fourth jewel in Montana’s crown of endurance adventure competitions. The Grizzly Man Adventure Race in Greenough Montana has to be included although I have not done the full grizman. Thanks to Bob and Triple Ring Productions (Butte 100) I was able to line up last Saturday. I did do the Black Bear Challenge which is the short course without white water. But I can say with certainty that next year I will be in the full monty.

    To me the endurance races are spread out evenly across Montana as well as the calendar. It is perfect and we should feel very lucky. The season is would go as follows: 1) Grizzley Man Adventure Race in April, 2) 24 Hours of Rapelje in June, 3) Butte 100 in July, and 4) 8 Hours of Labor in September.

    We were required to have a 64 ounce of hydration carrying capacity so I opted to line up with 70 ounces of Carbo Rocket. I felt that would be light because I didn’t need to carry any additional nutritional products. Looking back though I should of left the powder in the containers and filled them up as needed at checkpoints. The gun went off and I was sloshing through the Paws Up ranch with a fanny pack that weighed a ton.  Click on the photos to visit and purchase prints.

     

    Slish-slosh I went under Route 200 through a tunnel to begin the run orienteering section. I felt this heavy fanny pack would be my downfall as I ran with Walter Hailes up the first pitch and into the woods. He was carrying one of the lightest looking hydration packs I have ever seen. Looked like a 30 ouncer. Next year I will go hydration pack for sure.

    We quickly dropped all the competition and went stride for stride to the top of the ridge. We started working together and it was as if we were training partners for years. We nailed the first checkpoint with just a slight bit of difficulty. It was clear that if we worked together we could nail all the checkpoints in the bushwhack half of the race. Thankfully I found out that I am pretty good with a compass and used bearings to chop of easier sections to gain time advantages. Walter was better at judging distances because one time I figured we had around a half mile to go and he suggested we were close to our next cp.

    I learned that even though we were working together it seemed that if one of us slowed the other would keep going so I kept stride with Walter as much as I could with a fanny pack that resembled a bulk fuel truck. He lofted along effortlessly and I sloshed and thumped along with a swaggering gate which could not last long. I am not a runner so thankfully the first half was only 10k or so.

    Once Walter nearly ran into a bob wire fence and I nearly  had a face plant tripping over my own feet. At times running down ridges and hills strewn with downfall and rocks was very tricky and I envisioned breaking a leg or something.

    Nearing the end of the run as we headed downhill and towards the river we split up. It seemed the partnership was over. I wanted to take the trails down to learn my mountain bike route back up and he wanted to take the direct bushwhack that could get him to River Camp about 10 minutes faster. As soon as we split I felt sad and worried that I had to now navigate alone hoping I could make up the gap on the bike.

    Half way down to River Camp Walter emerged from the forest. It seemed that his bearing had drifted East and he ended up coming out on the trail I was on. We were back together and it was a good thing. The most important section just before the river required a route that would have a small bushwhack to a gate which would thread the needle to the river road back to the transition area. We did it perfectly.

    Finally we emerged out of the woods at the Blackfoot River and headed on over to River Camp were we transitioned into mountain bike mode. We were greeted with tons of volunteers and cheers. We were in the lead in a big way. It was here that there was a chance to hit the restrooms (I felt I needed a “potty” break). There was this kind of a truce to stop and take a break. Walter headed over and I announced that I was just too into race mode to stop. I headed over to the bike transition area and he stopped his heading to the bathrooms. It was clear he wanted to not let me get out of sight.

    I calmly transitioned, taking off my leg warmers that were strewn with burrs. I left a large water bottle there to relieve my fanny pack load and put another into the bike cage (still had 64 oz capacity). The shoes went on and I hoped on the Leader Turner. It felt sooo good and I speed off while Walter was still scrambling to put on his helmet.

     

    I went out strong and started the climb back to a previous checkpoint that doubled up for the bike portion as well. I was so much in full charge mode that I missed a turn and ended up at a farm …. “DAM”, I announced out loud. I turned to ride through the woods to where I “guessed” the trail would be. I didn’t want to go back on the road and loose ground or have Walter see me lost. Suddenly Josh’s (race director) voice boomed out in my head.

    “Do not ride your bike off trail or you will be DQed”, I slammed on the breaks and jumped off immediately. Just about ended it right there. IF someone would of seen me riding off trail I would be disqualified or at the least penalized with an added hour. I ran my bike through the woods and bramble. My legs got all scratched up now that they were bare but I finally found the trail. I jumped back on and cramped so hard it felt like my calves were tree trunks.

    All the running had taken its toll on my leg muscles that haven seen a run for quite some time. The cramps were not sever enough to warrant walking and I was able to peddle through them until they disappointed throughout the next hour. I have Carbo Rocket to thank for that! I actually recovered from a cramp, first time for me.

    My cycling fitness took me way into the lead and I enjoyed the luxury of slowing down to enjoy the adventure. I stopped to chat at check point B and suggest that maybe they shouldn’t stand in front of the orange check point thing a ma-bob. In adventure racing you are looking hard for these orange square things that resembled small kites. On each was a special punch with a particular pattern that identified the cp. When you are done you hand in your “passport” with the punches to be verified and assessed time bonuses/penalties.

    I only had a couple small hurdles to over come en route to the farthest and sec
    ond to last checkpoint. Once I went up the wrong road but knowing my distance skills were a little off I made the decision to make sure by going back. Thankfully I found that I had took a turn too soon. Back on track I ran into snow drifts up high. BUT, I had my screw shoes on and the drift hopping went well. I employed some cyclocross experience for sure. On the way back down I hot some ice and was diverted into a tree. I hooked my bar end and was thrown ten feet in front of my bike.

    My big strategy of the race was to cut off 6 miles of biking by running down a draw to a lower road. I love adventure racing for this aspect. Your racing with your mind as well as your body. I took a bearing and bombed down. Once I jumped back on my bike I was well on my way home. I hit River Camp at 2:50 and really wanted to be sub 3 hours. I turned up the speed a notch and headed out on the final leg into the prairie looking for my last check point. Paws Up Ranch has tons of trails and I found myself getting confused at each junction. I think I was getting nervous of taking a wrong turn which could jeopardize my lead. So I made the decision to slow down and confirm with my map at every opportunity. This would slow me down but I wanted to protect my lead.

    I found my last checkpoint and after punching my passport I threw my arms in the air. It was over and all I needed to do was mountain bike back to the start finish line on a great little trail. I was home free but when I entered the Elk Creek tunnel under Route 200 the race became interesting again.

    Tunnels are cool in many ways but it is impossible to come from a sunny day  into one and see well. Halfway into the black hole I glanced up to the opening at the other end and suddenly with horror I realized I was on sheer ice. My bike began to drift and I just bailed and dug my screw shoes in and miraculously kept from grating my head on the side of the corrugated tunnel (culvert). I was still sliding sideways as I exited out into a beautiful prairie beautifully lined with a winding creek.

     

    I cant say how lucky I was making it through the tunnel alive because if I were forced to run possibly with broken body parts to the finish I would of been second. Just 11 minutes after I hoisted my bike to take the win Walter came through in second (and a bloody arm). I took the win at 3:15. Walter and I had a hour and a half over the rest of the field.

    That is how the race went down but for me the best part was before and after hanging with quality friends. This kind of race format is awesome and now I have a burning desire to do more of them.

    Dave

  • Barking Spider 2010

    Barking Spider 2010

    The Trip – Day 1

    I took a half day off work so that my accomplice and I could get a good start on a trip to Boise Idaho. I went through the usually Friday follies at work. You know what I mean. The boss pulls you aside and says drop what you are doing I need something done now. So you drop everything and step into their office. “I need you to implement a stock control system into a commerce web site”, says the dude in charge. You look at the clock and it’s 2.5 hours until the time when you were “scheduled” to be leaving for the day. I glossed over.

    I basically gave up and decided to go outside and stand by my car. “Fire me, I don’t care” was the motto. My buddy Ross showed up and plucked me from the situation and we drove to our launch pad to begin our trip. The bike rack he had ordered had not come so we stuffed my bike into the back of the car and we headed for the land of single track and sunshine … or at least we thought so.

    IT was a great trip down route 12 and then 95. I decided that the twisty roads were just to stimulating to my appetite and reached in the back for some smoked fish. I wrestled with a container as my friend drove around numerous corners in the highway. Varooom, zooom. Suddenly the world started to spin and I sat back down in my seat. I had just made myself car sick.

    I nearly blew chunks so I took over the driving duties to try and get my mind from spinning around and around. I started to settle down just in time for the Harpster Grade Road up to Grangeville. Our first official pit stop was in Grangeville. Finally my stomach was back into shape and I could start “socially eating”.

    We were having a blast and suddenly we were in McCall. The excitement was building as we looked for our old haunt a sandwich shop just on the south side of town. We finally reached it and it was out of business. Bummer! Down the road we went. We made an agreement to look for a burger joint to supplement the trip with some taste bud festivities. I think we were forgetting we had a big race the next morning and just got caught up in the vacation. A place called “BUffalo Gal” came into view and we took the opportunity to check it out. The town was Donnely.

    Turns out it was a sushi restaurant and while my pal was a little concerned I jumped at the opportunity to “eat right” before the race. I would get some good quality protein. So we ordered. 1 bacon cheese burger and a “Snapper”. The order came and my “snapper” turned out to be deep fried fish … doh! I need to ask questions next time I guess.

    We found our originally planned camping spot but it was buried under about three feet of snow so we made the decision to go ALL – THE – WAY.

    A couple pod casts later we arrived at the venue right at ten or so. Pitched a tent and settled in for a long winters nap. I say winter because I woke up and couldn’t feel my legs. I wanted to see what the temperature was so I turned on my GPS and waited. Shivering in my tent it read 32 degrees and since there was no one around to hear me whimper I posted a tweet.

    “sooo cold. Toes are numb and I cant sleep. 32 degrees inside bag. Brrrr”

  • White Bird

    White Bird

    Have you ever just drove by on on something that you kept saying, “One day I am going to do that”? This post is about one of those times that I got to do “it” one spring day.  Mostly I am about to ramble out my thoughts so the movie is a better source of what went down. Movie!

    My friend and I were traveling home from the race and we were in Idaho driving up route 95.  In White Bird he turned into town and I started to wonder what he was up to. I figured he was just stopping in to see where this road I have been talking about begins.

    A little history. There is this road called White Bird Grade in Idaho that I have always wanted to climb on a bike. That’s it … the history.

    White Bird is a small town that almost resembles a New England style of town. Nestled in a valley with church steeples the most predominant. We went by the school, post office, another church, and kept going. Suddenly I realized he was going to drive it.

    I hunkered down in my seat getting ready to jump from the moving car. There was no way I would ride a car up this road I always wanted to ride up. No way! My hand grasped the door handle.

    “Boy this would really melt your tires”, he said. For for the untrained reader this statement doesn’t make sense. What that means is that with mountain bikes we try to keep our knobs square so they bite on dirt trails. This road would wear them down.

    “That sounds like an excuse”, I blurted out. The handle on the door was halfway pulled to the open position.

    “What? You want to ride this”, glancing at the road. Does a bear shit in the woods. “You damn right I do”, scowling back at him. He saw the look of a wounded cougar ready to fight its way free.

    The car stopped and quickly turned around. We stopped midway in town and I unloaded my bike. The bike and body was in tough shape from the weekend’s race but this was “the White Bird Grade”. I don’t know, its spiritual. It can not be explained. I set forth to do my ride.

    Ross made coffee and waited on a switchback to cheer me on like I was in the tour de Fraaahhhnce. I encountered many mules, brethren mules, which was a sign from all that is. There were many moments but will leave it at that, To ride it is the way to go … not drive up it.