I need a valid social security card. What? Who has a valid social security card? Is that not the system that has allowed our identities to become so easy to steal?

I remember as a kid when I was so proud of my new card. It meant I belonged. I was a part of the greater good. I was a grown up and with my number, I was going to do grown-up things. I proudly kept it in my wallet until so faded it was becoming a problem. Then when I went back to college I was told to destroy that thing because if it fell into the wrong hands I could lose my identity.

I was also told to never put that number on any forms and not give it away lightly. So I have kept that number close. Only giving it up when I really needed to. I even went so far as to get an alternative identity card to mask my original. Now someone wants that social security card. Have we not evolved?

And here is the kicker. Anyone can make their own and forge one. How hard is it to open a graphics program and make yourself a social security card? I mean if I were to do that how in the F#$k will the people wanting a photocopy (really …. arg) know you didn’t just do a fake? They cant.

It’s illegal … haha. Yea right, they can’t even run the country let alone enforce laws, some ridiculous. I don’t follow laws … I follow my conscience. So f-off those, that care.

I can’t wait until the millennials get into power and start running things. I am sick of living with the old cavemen.  Only a matter of time. Tick-toc mother fudger.