Author: Bill

  • Snowed

    Snowed

    After the relocation to a different area … um without thinking of what it would mean to be at a higher elevation, we set forth on a mission to do as many areas as we could. This area was known as Snow Canyon State Park.

    For most of that day, and most of the time we spent there, I figured the name fit the park. Because it was cold. Maybe it always snowed there … right? But that is not why it was named that.

    Much like that friend that acts like a friend but then when your not in sight completely forgets they even know you. No! Not the friends that are just really busy and distracted … like us. The ones where the label ‘friend’ doesn’t fit reality.

    Well the reality is that Snow Canyon State Park is named after early Mormon settlers Lorenzo and Erastus Snow. And your friends … touch bases and let them know you are still there.

  • Winter Crash

    Winter Crash

    So I was fat biking home after work. On board inside my frame bag I had a pound of pork, a bushel of celery, a bunch of rosemary, and a half pound of butter. Kind of loaded down but on a fattie I couldn’t tell. Heading home to make squash and pork pie don’t you know. Plus there was this mishap.

    I have had a ton of mishaps but this one was new to me. A couple weeks ago Mo and I were walking in this area where Bridger Creek runs alongside a path. There is this embankment and some debris had clogged up and made a small dam. The path gets close to the water and then goes up this steep riser. The area had previously washed out the main trail and this temporary cut around was made by some locals. Mo mentioned how deep the water was and I attested how horrible it would be to jump in there.

    I hate water … even have a fear of it.

    So then yesterday I was ‘takin er home’ and just flying through the local trails. Yes, loaded down with that night’s supper. Some great snow track for fat bikes. I launched down this embankment and it occurred to me there might be ice. Too late. I grabbed a fist full of brakes only to slide even faster toward the bank. My tire caught last minute and I launched into the air with 30 pounds of equipment quickly trailing behind me. I dove into a deep pool of water head first but with only one had out for some reason. My left arm hit some ice and broke through and the entire ensemble splashed down into and then under the water. Like a space capsule entering the atmosphere and crashing into the ocean.

    It didn’t take me long to get everything out because the water was freaking cold. Moments later I realized I was standing in the winter totally soaked to the bone. Good thing I was only a mile and a half to the house.

    On the plus side I always wondered what it would be like to fall into water in the middle of winter to see how long before I would start to get into trouble being wet. Turns out pretty long. My pogies were fish tanks and my clothes froze. But I was able to retain heat beneath it all … but only because I was biking so fast to get home and thus generating heat. Not something I do all the time but sometimes I have these mishaps. Each unique and sometime new. I love new adventure.

  • Mundane

    Mundane

    Today I am thinking of the 40 hour work week. I am talking about that prison that w are all talked into and some of us are currently trapped in. And then my mind drifts on how I am going to fix that. A couple days before the first day of 2016 we planned the most epic hike up what others told us would be a box canyon with waterfalls. It didn’t turn out that way and I found myself trapped in a mundane hike. Just like now realizing that I am trapped in a mundane life. We made the most of it and so that is what I am doing now. Making the most of it and posting a blog.

  • Quail Creek

    Quail Creek

    I am going to go back in time. Or at least it did feel like we went back in time. Back then … about a month ago … felt like. Never mind. So some delinquent photos from a month ago when we did a after dinner walk to work off the brats and carbonated water (I like it better then beer). At the time it felt like we went back in time. Walking up the moki steps and seeing remnants of Ancient Pueblo Peoples and other related cultures. I kept turning my head expecting some saber toothed tiger to be stalking us and wanting to run to higher ground. I apologize for over editing these but it was all done on my tiny phone …o/o

  • They Fat Biked To Cordova

    They Fat Biked To Cordova

    On a mission to Mexico, U.S. Maj. Cuddles (Bill Martin) is branded a coward, while several of his fellow servicemen are praised for showing bravery. Cuddles is asked to transport the heroes through harsh terrain so they can be honored. Also along for the journey is Snuggles (Mo Mislivets), a woman charged with conspiring against the United States. But, as his fellow soldiers begin revealing their treacherous sides, Cuddles realizes that Snuggles is the only heroic one of the bunch.

  • Contrasts

    Contrasts

    The big Christmas vacation idea was to escape the cold, go south, and find warm summer like weather. It took us two days of travel to get far enough south for it to warm above 32 degrees. It was a blinding Blizzard one moment and then it was bear ground the next. So that is where we stopped; in St George Utah. Later we found out this was the warmest place in America for the couple days that we did stay there.

    On the third day we decided to finally do what we had set out to do from the beginning. To go camping and exploring as if it were summer . We arrived at the Red Cliffs National Conservation Area. Before we set up camp I had to do it, just get out there. At home snow was covering everything but here we were in the dirt. We set out on our fatties and begin to roll north along the red cliffs of the desert. I think this is called the Mojave Desert.

    It was like a dream. To be out there riding in the dirt again. All the stress of doing an ultra fat bike race in the snow and cold were not present at the moment. It was just my partner and I in the sun and playing in the dirt. I set aside what was ahead of me in a week and started focusing on my surroundings.

    The contrasts in the desert are something that I did not expect. Blue sky changing to white cap mountains. And then the white capped mountains turning into the red cliffs in the foreground. And then where the red cliffs disappeared into the valley floor that spread out before me. The sand we were on was a light tan. It was like really cool colors of a weird Mars planet like rainbow. And it was beautiful.

    My partner I rode the trails as far as we could ride. When we reach the boundary were bikes are not permitted any longer we set out on foot. This was my first foray into a canyon off trail. It was everything I thought it would be. Soft sand beneath my feet and towering cliffs over me. This is where my soul belongs I thought to myself.

    The first day in the desert was a great contrast to my life. My life was preparing for a 200 mile fat bike race in the snow. In contrast to this warm sandy environment where I did not feel like I was going to die if I fell asleep on the side of the trail. In contrast to my real life. My job and all the stresses of life. Being so busy, losing contract with friends. Here connecting with my friends the cliffs, the rocks, the sand. Connecting with the earth. And another thing, the people of this place. Everybody we ran into was way different than the people in Bozeman. Everybody was welcoming and warm and inviting. In contrast to home where they were cold, blank stares, and ready to kill you because you’re on their trail.

    It felt like home as we rode back to camp and prepared for our first night. My home … in a Big Adventure.

  • Spyder Composites Experience

    Spyder Composites Experience

    My journey with Ruby’s repair began on Thu, September 10 when I Texted Spyder Composites about my broken 2014 Salsa Beargrease.

    I had a trail mishap so routine that I didn’t think nothing of it. For some reason I wondered wide on a turn and went over the bars. Amazingly we discovered a crack in the seat stay. Why wait 48 days … well I tried to get it warrantied. No such luck. I will make no more comments on what followed from day 48 on; just want to post the data for others that are in this situation.

    Day 48 – Thu, September 10: Texted Spyder Composits

    Day 48 – Thu, September 10: Spyder Composits texted back information

    Day 49 – Fri, September 11: Shipped to Spyder Composites

    Day 54 – Wed, September 16: Delivered to Spyder Composites (0 day with spyder)

    Day 60 – Tue, September 22: Bill From Spyder Composites (6 days with spyder)

    Day 61 – Wed, September 23: Paid and confirmed (7 days with spyder)

    Day 70 – Fri, October 2: Frank conversation (16 days with spyder)

    ME: “Hi, hope all is well. I hate to bug you and I know you’re super busy. But I’m wondering if there’s any word on if my bike frame was shipped. My invoice is INV-3038. The salsa fat bike. Have a good weekend.”

    FRANK: “I will check with the shop. It was finished last week but I have been out of town. ”

    Day 80 – Mon, October 12: Frank conversation (26 days with spyder)

    ME: “Hi, hope you are well. Just wondering status of Salsa Fat Bike INV-3038? ”

    FRANK: “Let me check I thought I shipped it”

    Day 82 – Wed, October 14: Sent question to Spyder Composites (Frank)(28 days with spyder)

    ME: “Good morning! Is there any tracking info on the Salsa Fat Bike INV-3038? I suspect it got lost in transit. Thanks.”

    Day 83 – Thu, October 15: Discussion with Frank at Spyder Composites (29 days with spyder)

    ME: “This is for Salsa Fat Bike INV-3038. I have a planned bikepack this weekend and just found out I can’t rent a fat bike in Bozeman Montana, go figure. Is there any tracking information?”

    FRANK: “There was three delivery attempts ” … “And will be back in San Jose tomorrow. I put I. another label request to have it rerouted can you confirm the shipping address ”

    ME: “1233 Story Mill Rd, Bozeman, MT 59715 … Thanks for looking into this.”

    FRANK: “I’ll check the label ”

    ME: “Let me know if there’s anything I can do on my end. Like I can call the shipping company. But no I didn’t get any kind of notices on my door or anything.” … “Thanks again”

    FRANK: “We’re on the phone with them now”

    ME: “If it helps we are going over to our local USPS office tomorrow morning. Was it through USPS? Thanks.”

    Day 83 – Thu, October 15: Called FedEx, UPS, USPS, and BikeFlights (29 days with spyder)

    No one reported any deliveries from Frank’s business address. BikeFlights did say Frank has shipping issues all the time.

    Day 87 – Mon, October 19: Called Frank at Spyder Composites (33 days with spyder)

    My partner called Frank. He said that something went wrong with the shipping and FedEx could not deliver the frame back to him since he was gone. In the meantime after 3 attempts they just kept it in the warehouse. I guess someone at FedEx sat on it and crushed the box. Nothing was hurt according to Frank who mentioned that they were re-boxing it and sending it out today. Should have it by Friday he said.

    Day 90 – Thu, October 22: Called FedEx and BikeFlights (36 days with spyder)

    FedEx did not have any records of anything in transit. BikeFlights confirmed that Frank did make a shipping label but when asked if they could pick it up he declined. They gave us a tracking number of 940068415662076. He still has it.

    Day 90 – Thu, October 22: Text Conversation With Frank (36 days with spyder)

    ME: Hey frank just touching base to see if u have a tracking number 4 the fat bike frame going to 1233 story mill rd, bozeman mt 59715? Thanks!

    FRANK: [sent a photo of the shipping label 3 minutes later]

    Day 94 – Mon, October 26: FedEx Reported Pickup (40 days with spyder)

    Day 95 – Tue, October 27: FedEx Reported Movement

    8:39 am Departed FedEx location, SACRAMENTO, CA

    Day 96 -Wed, October 28: FedEx Reported Movement

    6:59 pm Departed FedEx location BILLINGS, MT

    Wed, 9/16/15 9:47 am Delivered to my door.

    Spyder Composites Carbon Frame & Wheel Repair
    http://spydercomposites.com/
    https://www.facebook.com/spydercomposites
    Frank Mohr
    Spyder Composites
    901 Camden #6b
    Campbell, CA 95008 US

  • 2016 Fat Pursuit Links

    2016 Fat Pursuit Links

    As requested here you are.

  • Thanksgiving

    Thanksgiving

    2015-12-31-07.39.00.png.pngOur annual holiday dinner with the Buckeys, who we all know as mom and dad. This year we did a entirely traditional feast without using anything processed. sugar or sweeteners. No carbs without nutrients. Really nutrient rich. At the center was dressing  made out of plantains. Also included a local free range turkey. Yummy times.2015-12-31-07.38.13.png.png

  • Twin Lakes Thanksgiving Adventure

    Twin Lakes Thanksgiving Adventure

    Our usual thanksgiving weekend adventure. This is our 5th year up at the lakes. Super cold year … prepping for the Fat Pursuit …o/o

  • The transition

    Last Wednesday we were able to get out again for a night adventure. The problem this time was that the season has dramatically changed. The week before we were just looking for places that were not muddy. But this week that decision was not available, it was winter. It was totally and definitely winter. With four to six inches of snow on the ground we had to head up in the Hyalite to see what it was like. The fat bikes taken off the rack and prepped quickly and just threw in the element. Yeah it was a major transition period like learning where to put your balance and how to turn in the snow. To walking through deep stuff.

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    Getting the fatties ready

    Yeah there’s pros and cons of winter. But really the pros are hard to describe. Because when you just have a good experience it is just a good experience and its hard to pick out all the little things that make up that good experience. But cons are easier to come up with because really you always know what’s wrong with things. Like it was too cold. Which is not the case this time. But I’m just saying. So now let’s just say the pros of this new season is that holy hell it was so much fun. And the cons, well, it was dark? I don’t know. I really can’t think of one right now.

  • Basin Guard Station Adventure

    Basin Guard Station Adventure

    Nestled near West Yellowstone there is this cozy little place with trails to explore in sub freezing temperatures. Hmm … wonder if I can rent this for the Fat Pursuit?

  • WNA #16 – The Lever

    WNA #16 – The Lever

    2 strong and determined to roll into darkness we set out and climbed until we could see no longer. Then we just flipped on our lights and bombed back to the parking lot. Yea, good times. We have a strong average of 2 riders per adventure and that spells success.

  • Shields River Exploration

    Shields River Exploration

    Interesting thing this time of year. We have more opportunities for campfires. Being old we usually are in the sack by 9.

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    Shields River Exploration

    Well .. not that we are old. Just smart and know about health. We just have to say that to fit in with the night junkies.

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    Shields River Exploration

    But this time of year we get to sit around the campfire more. Not only does the sun go down by 7 but it is so cold you need it to survive. Again code for; we cant stand outside with our shorts on.

  • Storm Castle Scout Trip Day 2

    Storm Castle Scout Trip Day 2

    We woke up to snow piling up on the roof of the tent. I actually woke up Mo because I was banging the fly trying to get all the snow to slide off. Oops. That prompted emergency coffees and a morning walk to warm up. With the sun peaking out it was time to make a break for the saddle and try to break out onto the Hyalite drainage. After our goal completed we packed up and bombed back to the vehicle. It was a lot warmer down there.

  • Storm Castle Scout Trip

    Storm Castle Scout Trip

    “It’s a fabulous Saturday morning. The Sun is starting to beam in through the windows of our quonset hut. It’s time to pack the bags and head up Castle Rock”, I started off my real-time-blog post. What is that? Not important. It ended right there anyway. It happened a week ago and finally I am able to leak out the super secret photos of that trip. What happened is classified. I will let the images speak for themselves. I can say that this trip’s mission was scouting out the GVQ route for 2016.