Author: Bill

  • 2016 Casper Mountain Bike Challenge

    2016 Casper Mountain Bike Challenge

    The race a 8 hour mountain bike race on Casper Mountain put on by the good folks at Casper Sports Alliance and Fat Fish Racing. Our friend Adam talked us into it and we though what the heck, drive 6.5 hours and go camping and racing … right?

    My plan was to go at a heart rate of 125 beats a minute (slow) and make note of my pace. Let’s say it would be like 9.5 mph. And wait for someone to lap me. If no one lapped me at hour 4 then start ramping my speed up and seeing what shook out. But if someone lapped me then I would follow them and note their speed. Say it would be something in the ballpark of 11.5 mph. I would follow until 4 hours to go. I would then attack and get out of sight and then ride at the difference in our speed plus their original speed (11.5-9.5+9.5=13.5 mph). If I could finish the ride at say 13.5 mph then I could catch up and win.

    Reality is though I don’t train any longer and so my mind has not figured that part out yet. Another reality is that this track was so much fun I blew the “going real slow” part and was just riding along. I kind of knew at the start I would just ride all day and be good with that. Even if I would roll in last. Maybe I would even run into “snuggles”. that would be cool. And lap her … HA!

    The start went pretty well. Went a little harder than I wanted but nothing to get all tired about. Actually committed to slow things down a bit for the next 3 hours to see what shakes and wait for someone to lap me. And I felt like I wasn’t going to roll in last because I was feeling OK. And Mo was right behind me. I kept seeing her a couple switchbacks behind. Holy cow … she was going fast.

    The next lap I noted my pace was 9.5 mph. Hey, just like I figured. I wondered how long before I would get lapped and figured that would not happen in the first four hours. Really the course was ONLY 7.3 miles BUT it was super twisty so it seemed longer then it was. Super fun. I just couldn’t slow down enough. way too much fun. This was no race … it was a fun fest.

    Lap 3 My pace was down to 8.9 mph slow enough to keep the heart rate at a “sitting on a couch” pace. Super rested. But on the downs I would let it rip … and maybe a little too much. My next lap things would unravel.

    I was at mile 24.5 when it happened. Lap 4 on my 9 mph pace. It leveled out and descended to a rocky turn. I let it fly. Then BOOM! I waited … made the corner …. And then felt it. A soft rear tire. Shoot, I ripped the sidewall of my paper thin Fat B Nimbles (never get those again). I pulled over and started the repair. Looked for the rip and found nothing that bad so I stuffed a tube in it and screwed on the cartridge. All the while keeping my eye out for who was going to lap me. This was my chance to chase. Did I mention I was riding a fatty. And that it slipped my mind a simple air cartridge wouldn’t air up the darn thing up? AND … here is the kicker … forgot to put a pump in my frame bag. Yea, I got in enough air to keep the rim about a centimeter above the ground.

    I couldn’t ride it and made the decision to walk back to my pit and then start the lap over. Bummer! So I walked. And walked. Cut through the woods and spotted the radio tower above camp. It was still a way out. In the end it was a full mile back. I pumped up the tire but it was too late and my previous attempt to ride had pinched it … it went down again. Shit … ripped that one out and searched around until I found a skinny 29er tube. Tried that and it exploded inside the cavernous fat bike tire. Then I remembered I had a full 4 inch fat bike tube in the car and got it. Now this thing would work but one must realize it is heavy. If anyone has ever held a Surly fat bike tube they would understand. It was like stuffing a tire with sand.

    I secretly did not want to ride any more. I wanted to quit. I mean why would I want to ride a bike that felt sluggish. I really did not want to heft that thing up the climbs. As I started back out Mo came into the pit exhausted and ready for a rest. I explained my situation and rolled away. It didn’t feel all that bad. Someone busted by me and I realized it was the leader. I gave chase. Probably 2 laps down but whatever.

    I finally finished my 4th lap and started on my fifth. That entire ordeal took an extra 45 minutes. Holy Cow! I lost the leader and busted out lap 5 in 49 minutes. I think I was actually starting to get cooked. Then the cramps came and I slowed to a crawl.

    I’ve been here before and just whittled away at the pedaling until I was on a 8th lap with 30 minutes until the cutoff time. Well I don’t know why I would want to stay out under the sun and suffer but I went for it to grab another lap. Darn cramps stopped me on the climb and just missed the time cut off.

    8 (er… 8.5) laps is not too bad … right? And Mo came in for 7 laps and 4th place. She was glad it was over and I started to realize just how close she was to actually beating me on this go around. Way to go Mo.

  • Taking Off Meh

    Taking Off Meh

    Tomorrow we leave for Casper WY. Doin the 8 hour race don’t cha know! Objectives are to have fun and ride a lot. Lets hope this comes to fruition. Wouldn’t you know it I came down with vertigo today. Shoot. After all the preparations might have to say home. Guess Instagram will tell from here.

  • Race Preparations Continue

    Race Preparations Continue

    This weekend is the Casper Mountain Bike Challenge 2016! Plenty of spots available people. Okay … so the question is, can we ride for 8 hours in a day and not look like total old people? That was it like three weeks ago as we continued to bolster our constitutions at Chico Hot Springs. A ride … a hike. Training camp complete.

    And now … question still remains. And not look like old people.

  • 3 Weeks Out

    3 Weeks Out

    Our race is this weekend. And my mind thinks back 3 weeks ago when we started to “get ready”  for this event. On that particular weekend we were a bit out from our scheduled race down in Casper Wyoming. I used to do the 8 Hours of Labor in Butte and have missed it since it was canceled. We are truly excited but there is a caveat. Can we ride for 8 hours nowadays? We haven’t been really riding really long distances, and I haven’t really ridden a lot since the Fat Pursuit last winter. That one destroyed me.

    So we decided to go check out a new area called the Tom Miner Valley. It was closed so we backtracked and end up setting up camp in a animal reserve near Daily Lake.

    Yeah, we did camp on a nest of rattlesnakes and had to evacuate the area. And we did end up staying at Chico Hot Springs and soaking most of the time. But we did get out for some training exercises. We did about three bike rides and two mountain bikes rides. The hikes where the longest at about six hours a  piece. Yeah we’re getting into shape.

  • The Sick Days

    The Sick Days

    So when your partner gets sick you are supposed to nurse them back to health … right? I will take note of that; but instead I thought it would be a good idea to get out for a all day adventure. And what is worse is that I asked her to shuttle me the very next day for another shorter adventure. And then be late for the pickup. So what is the issue here? And why have I been issued a copy of “Be a Better Partner for Dummies“.

  • Encounters

    Encounters

    With a new bike rack to make our vagabond lifestyles more enjoyable we set forth on a adventure in the Paradise Valley. Our first choice was to go camping at the Tom Miner Campground.  We encountered a gate. The Road was not open yet.

    We retooled and found ourselves at Daily Lake but not before encountering a moose. After the standoff, well not really, they really did not give two cents that we drove by, we found the lake. Encountering other humans it seemed there were two factions camping. One was the motor crowd and the other vee dubbed wind surfers. We opted for the nature preserve down the road for a little privacy. An encounter with some ranchers to make sure our stay was kosher was positive, but with a small rattlesnake warning.

    We proceeded to encounter sandhill cranes, confused deer, and a elk that somehow missed the migration into the park. AND tons of birds. Hours spent with binoculars identifying colorful birds by the camp. And of course rain … and wind.

    Private from humans indeed … but a pack of wolves seemed to feel the need to remind us at a 3 in the morning encounter that they were around. I feel asleep to the harmonizing of their howl on the ridge above us. It was comforting to know that they stood watch.

    What they were trying to tell us was that we camped near a rattlesnake den. So I stood guard with a big stick as Mo packed up our vehicle. Why stand guard? Well … for some reason, and I have lived around these guys for a long time, this one deemed it necessary to double back and attack our camp table. It would slowly disappear in a hole and surface behind me. Only tipped off by the inhale necessary for it to coil I jumped in time. It failed to get me … but Mo had enough. That encounter prompted a moved to Chico Hot Springs.

    Our last minute room request netted us with the one with the worst bed. Encountering the soft blob called a bed that sagged at least a foot I woke the next day with a bad back and the dryers downstairs rattling our dresser. The encounter with INDOORS was not positive.

    Other then that other encounters were some direct climbs to the top of mountain suffer fests and punchy bike rides into the wilds. Lots of hot soaking in the evenings. Good coffee in the mornings. Enough ripped apart summits by grizzly bears to scare a person. You know the general stuff.

    Did I mention I was sick with a cold the entire time?  Yea … still though … good times … good encounters.

  • To close to see beauty

    To close to see beauty

    The most frustrating thing is to be somewhere and not seeing what you expected. What is worse? Bringing someone to the spot to show them this incredible thing but to only find high winds, steam, and a stressful parking lot. The final verdict was ho hum. But I know and as one can see in the teaser image … there was beauty there. Just not that day and so close to the subject. I made the best of it, but can remember a time when I stepped back and saw the real beauty.

  • Visitors

    Visitors

    When you have company and no one knows specifically what they want to do then the default is Palisade Falls up in Hyalite Canyon.

    It is paved all the way so as to make it wheelchair accessible I think. But the last pitch would be a nightmare on wheels. So maybe they paved it to prevent erosion. In any case it is paved, so that qualifies it as ‘easy’.  And that is all we could come up with for a ‘easy’ hike. From here you can decide if the outdoors is your up of tea. From here you can head up the canyon for a 6 mile hike past numerous other falls. From here it is all downhill.

  • Saving Winter

    Saving Winter

    Suddenly the sun came out and everyone started to peek outside. For myself I jumped on my bike and went for an adventure. My partner followed. Where was the snow? Why was it hard to take a breath? Then I it saw it. A small patch of snow under a boulder. I decided to try to save winter. I placed it gently on my rear rack and started back down the hill. The witches came from the trees. They swooped down and one slashed my face. My fine for messing with nature. They took our snow. To our horror we found out from the moose in the field that it had been melted. We feel bad. Don’t mess with the seasons.

  • Trail Prospector

    Trail Prospector

    The beast was licking at my heals for a while now and as I turned toward its home I was given no more warnings. I was attacked. I peddled toward the mount of the canyon, its home. The beast had tried evoking the rain and snow but I am not afraid of that. Now it bellowed at me with all it’s might. The air howled past my ears and I jammed the bike into its lowest “granny” gear. For hours I peddled against its might, going a half a mile an hour at best. The air rushing past me at 50 miles per hour and the gravel on the road blew against me. Today I would not win and eventually turned to retreat. I rode the beasts roar waves back and I was pushed at high speed down the twisting trail. Finally home now hidden against the boulders. I hunkered down to try again another day.

  • Globally Positioned Information

    Globally Positioned Information

    My idea this morning is what I call globally positioned information or GPI for short. So we have Google right? Why is all the information on Google servers not cataloged (or tagged???) with a position on the planet? Every piece of information should be tagged with a position. Like Tom Sawyer’s book, where it was written, where HE was born, maybe even a GPS track/ map of his life. So when you search for information on Google you should get a map along with the results, right?

    I think this would enhance our conception of the data further than we have ever in history, really.

  • Metamorphic Adventure

    Metamorphic Adventure

    Finally, a spring like day and unlike winter I actually wanted to go outside for “Bill Time”. I did not need a motivator like primo crust. No, it was just that nice. And I set out on my bike and climbed to a quartzite ridge.  The ride was not easy. Not saying that I am out of shape … well maybe. But the morning paralleled my life. Forged by transformation. Summer heat and winter freeze. Modern stress and the pressure to work a 40 hour week. Transformed by other people, friends, and loved ones. Living within and around the sedimentary people. I am metamorphic. I am altered.  And this morning I added another experience.

  • Just Another Snowy Day

    Just Another Snowy Day

    I just want to ride in dirt but living at 5,000 feet I am still looking at melting snow.  This must be my bitchiest month because 14 years ago I was griping about the rain in the Just Another Rainy Day post. That is 14 years of May frustrations. 12 years ago I did something about it and moved to Missoula (Trip To Missoula Continued). So I did try and do something about it. 8 years ago I really had something to cry over … Bike Accident Weekend Part 1. But then that is when I found out about trusting friends and realizing I couldn’t do stuff by myself. 4 years ago after learning the value of friends and loved ones I started to Go with the flow. And then last year the pattern to improvement paid off with days like Hyalite Bike. So why am I disgruntle now?  Just shut up and enjoy the ride … right?

  • Morning Crust

    Morning Crust

    I just listened to a podcast that basically talks about distracting thoughts. And one of the mechanisms to get rid of distracting thoughts was to journal or blog. So I guess that’s what I’ve been doing all these years. Cleaning up the morning crust. Like my morning excursions to face the crust … or ride upon it I might say.

  • Excursions

    Excursions

    Or exploits … is the best part of an adventure. You get there, rest, and then get bored. Then you start to wonder around the area. Maybe out of curiosity. Sometimes it turns into a multi hour exploration. Nothing like setting off from base camp to just outdoor fidget. I guess it’s like moving to a new area. Well on this adventure we liked what we found.

  • Palisade Falls

    Palisade Falls

    In April when Hyalite Road closes we hit up either Window Rock Cabin or Maxy Cabin. Mostly Window Rock as we did this year. Our usual suspect for adventure is to ride up to Palisade Falls. Since the place is closed and no one is around we just ride up. Probably frowned upon true … but I am not worried. I’m 50 now and I go where I please.

  • Window Rock Cabin

    Window Rock Cabin

    In April of every year they close the road to Hyalite Canyon. And the cabins up in that part of the world are a little easier to rent. This is what we do; so a little 13 mile climb is no big deal for us. Also carrying a couple of days food and bedding is right up our ally as well. It’s what we do … right? My big goals for the weekend were to ride morning crust. And to avoid headaches from the smoke. The smoke yes, because the stove in Window Rock Cabin is the worst. But once things heat up and the cracks get tighter the smoke actually starts to go up the chimney. The first night is the worst but if you keep it stoked your good to go day 2 onward. Almost like some rides I have been on. Once warmed up it is all good.

  • Watching people destruct

    Watching people destruct

    One friend makes a savory remark and the other nonsense. Love them anyway! Sometimes you say to yourself, “that is going to bite them back”. Sometimes you try to set them straight. Today I heard a saying

    Arguing on a social media platform is like playing checkers with a pigeon. They shit all aver the board and even though they never actually win they prance around like they did.

    I can’t remember where I heard it. Probably from one of the many podcasts I listen to. I am hoping to take this sage advice and think before I try to “discuss” anything online. Maybe I will be a better virtual person. Maybe I will continue to speak my mind. Maybe I am the pigeon.