Living … in … a … van … down … by … the … river. That Saturday Night Live skit was hilarious. But really what if someone we knows does actually live in a van down by the river.
I have been hearing the word “old” a lot lately. “My teacher is so old they cant teach me without a classroom”. “Your the oldest one here”. “your so old”. Well if we are measuring metabolic age I will bet I am younger then you. And if your so fucking stupid that you just do some simple math to determine my age. Then I certainly do not want to tell you where I live.