Here are my observations to a successful bike date.  First off select a obscure rural town in Montana with a out of place name like Manhattan. This will ensure that if the date goes bad then chances are no one will have any kind of reference or even remember it.  Then choose the shortest bike path available that goes to a river. Once there pick a nondescript boring place to sit until both of you are satisfied.  Then proceed to bike back to town where you can get lost on some dirt street with weird doves fluttering about.  Then when a weird “little house on the prairie looking lady” scares you both the good night kiss can be skipped and your both on your was quickly.