I don’t like smokey bars but there I was, last Friday, sitting at a table with friends waiting. Waiting for something. Everyone was looking at me. You know, kind of like when someone shows you the ocean for the first time. Then IT arrived.
It was this pile of food, looking good all heaped together. A layer of hash browns, then eggs, a big chicken fried steak (I think), all drowning in a bath of gravy. And yes; It was good! Fun times.
We left the Oxford and decided that the Maverick Brew Fest was far more fun than last weeks Hemp Fest. I was drunk but who wasn’t? I mean we were all in the same boat … right? We would get up the next day and go to Helena to camp and race.
The next morning I went to City Brew and started off the recovery with scones and coffee. I went home and tried to get the Griz game on TV. Wouldn’t you know it, someone told the fat cats that the mice were watching the game for free in 07 and so in 08 they implemented some changes. So the Griz game was out for me, a lower class citizen. I’ll just go to Helena … and I went!
About half way to Helena I realized that I forgot to pack my stuff in the car. Ok, now I was pissed … I drove home about 105 mph. To hell with it.
I simmered and finally gathered enough composure to pack the dam shit and head out again. Now I was late and the pre ride was in jeopardy. I arrived in Helena to promptly get lost. That town is weird.
I got in a pre ride and decided I was not camping until I got in a movie in the comforts of the Beetle complete with surround sound. the movie “2 Seconds”. I was spiritually there man! I went to bed!
I awoke thinking, “where the hell are my drinking buddies” ? I mean we were in this together … party … ensure a painful race on Sunday …. together … right?
At the start of the race it was apparent I was the only survivor of the brew fest / big pile of crap eating contest to be racing. And to help in recovery I ate brats the night before. I would surely hurl. The gun went off.
The usual fast train headed out around the initial loop. I had forgotten that I was just out pre riding and that I was late for the riders meeting because I crashed and stuffed my helmet with dirt. I also broke the sole of my shoe. But that was all forgotten and I was hurtling down the trail in hot pursuit of John C.
I decided to push hard up a climb to bridge up. I tried to climb a riser in my middle ring and stomped it hard. Crackle, bang, snap! I hopped off and ran up the pitch. I did not want to break my chain. I hopped back on and it became apparent something bad was wrong. Sure enough my rear cassette had mangled. and the twisted cog bent my chain.
I turned the bike upside down and set up shop for a long afternoon fix it campaign.I broke the chain in two place and spliced in a connector link. I checked the cog set. I would have three gears. The lower half of the set … I thought heck I always wanted to be more proficient with my front shifting.
Lap 2 … Started in 7th and rode like a mad man. lap 3 … Up to 5th. Lap 4 … caught Geoff Proctor to get into 4th. Lap 5 … Got to within 20 seconds of 3rd place, ended up 4th.
Everyone yelled, another lap! I knew they were joking but it seemed like a logical thing to do so instead of getting together with my race mates to compare notes I headed out for another lap. A lap for Marcy. It went fast and you know what, I had a blast.
I came in and everyone seemed to approve of my extra efforts. Then this snotty nosed foggier said in a school house manner “1 more lap, helk helk helk, 1 more”. Challenged, I said, “OK”. and set out. As I rode off for another lap I heard a frustrated “Ok, 3 more, no no, 7 more … 7 more man 7 more”. What the hell is 7, some kinf of scary number? i rode out another lap.
I came in to find my friends waiting and we enjoyed brats in the parking lot and closed the place down. On the way home I had my windows all the way down and the moon roof completely open. I cruised at 60 MPH and truely enjoyed the rest of my evening. Ah, good times!