Howdy, fellow Montanans and friends of the quirky! Buckle up, ’cause today’s blog post is a whirlwind of dad updates, weekend wanderlust, and the occasional sprinkle of self-deprecating humor (because hey, nobody’s perfect, especially when it comes to punctuality in this town).
First things first, a major shoutout to the Big Sky himself! My dad’s on “the stuff” (medical jargon for good news, folks) and feeling like a grizzly bear with access to an all-you-can-eat huckleberry patch. Except one tiny hiccup: cold liquids send his tongue on a tap dance of tingles. Imagine sipping a frosty Moose Drool IPA and instead of refreshment, you get a symphony of electrical jolts. Talk about a buzzkillβ¦ but hey, minor inconvenience when faced with a win this big, right?
Now, onto my own Montana misadventures. Work’s been a rodeo of deadlines and emails, leaving me feeling like a wrangled steer at the annual Missoula State Fair. But the weekend beckons, a siren song of fresh air and jagged peaks. This Friday, after I (hopefully) escape the office clutches, it’s all about gear-up time. Backpack prepped, boots polished, snacks bagged β I’ll be ready to tackle the weekend like a mountain goat with a caffeine habit.
Speaking of mountains, Saturday’s all about conquering a ridge so legendary it makes Mount Sentinel look like a molehill. Solo adventure? You betcha! I’m basically Lewis and Clark rolled into one (minus the fancy French hat and Sacagawea, for obvious reasons). Think sun-drenched rock faces, wind whispering secrets through the pines, and maybe, just maybe, a golden eagle soaring overhead. Or maybe I’ll just encounter a particularly chatty chipmunk, but hey, even those little guys have fascinating Montana stories to tell.
Now, before you volunteer to join me on this ridge rendezvous, let me stop you right there. My track record for recruiting hiking buddies is about as successful as convincing a grizzly to share its picnic basket. But hey, that’s okay! Solitude and introspection are my middle names, and when it comes to Montana landscapes, the fewer witnesses, the better.
And finally, a quick confession: punctuality might not be my strongest suit. Running late for work? It’s practically a Missoula tradition! Blame it on the hypnotic sunrise over Mount Jumbo, the sudden urge to chase a runaway tumbleweed down Main Street, or simply the laid-back charm of this mountain town that makes timekeeping feel like a foreign concept. But hey, as long as I get there eventually, with a smile and a cup of locally roasted coffee in hand, who’s counting, right?
So there you have it, folks β a glimpse into the chaotic, beautiful, and undeniably quirky world of a Missoula misfit. Stay tuned for updates on dad’s medical marvel, tales from my solo ridge ramble, and maybe, just maybe, a video of me attempting (and failing) to lasso a runaway tumbleweed. Until then, keep it weird, keep it wild, and keep dreaming of Montana mountains as vast as your imagination. Yeehaw!
P.S. If anyone stumbles upon a particularly eloquent chipmunk on a mountain ridge this weekend, send it my way. We might just have a blog post collaboration in the works!