OK, mountain bike originals! Winter feels like ancient history now, and yep, the snow has melted. Reflecting on my absurd journey from snow to sun this summer, exploring the wreckage of my old bikes and broken-down new ones, I’m conjuring up unconventional daring escapades!
Orca, my trusty steed, might just get a whimsical transformation into a gravel bike. As for dear Mochi, unless you get nimble and faster, your energy drain might just land you on the market. But let’s throw all that aside for now.
As fire season brings its “charming” smoky trails, I’ll humorously tackle life’s infuriating curveballs. Biking, they say, is all about the journey (what a ludicrous notion), but when it becomes an obstacle, I’ll take a darkly humorous break to avoid any “fiery” confrontations. Embracing new paths and passions, I’ll trust my instincts to navigate the dizzy trails of life.
And so, as the fire season paints the skies with its smoky allure, I’ll humorously toast to life’s absurdity and unpredictable twists. Biking may have its challenges, but I’ll take a break, embracing new adventures—or hey, maybe I’ll even consider a nursing facility for the ultimate off-road experience!
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