Why I do not fish

As a kid I never liked fish caught from a stream or a lake. I hated it. Mom would always cook me hot dogs. And fishing … forget it. I could never sit still for that long to catch a fish. I am not a good relaxer. And when I would get a nibble it would scare the shit out of me because I would have fallen asleep. So instead of fishing with my family I would always escape into the woods on many adventures. Which I still do to this day. But I love fish … to eat that is. Bring it!