Ah, the rare unicorn that is a day off. You see, it’s that special day when you look your cycling shorts in the eye and declare, “Not today, my stretchy foes, for I am off on a grand adventure!” And by adventure, I mean a cinematic voyage with “Slap Shot II” steering the ship and a bag of black corn chips dunked in roasted red pepper hummus as my trusty sidekicks. Picture this: me, becoming one with the sofa, embarking on an epic quest where the most demanding task is the heroic reach for another chip.
Now, I’m not implying that my bike seat was maliciously swapped for the couch in a daring overnight operation. However, let’s just say I didn’t send out a search party for it either. There’s this almost rebellious joy in telling your legs, “We’re off duty today, folks,” while your taste buds are out here living their best life. And sure, “Slap Shot II” might not be snagging any Oscars, but as the backdrop for an evening dedicated to the fine art of lounging? It’s cinematic gold. Who needs the agony of hill sprints when you’ve got the glory of slapstick comedy, am I right?
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