Day: April 6, 2024

  • Hells Gate

    Hells Gate

    “Beneath the cloak of night, under the watchful eyes of our ancestors etched upon the canvas of stars, I recount a tale not of valor, but of a shadow that crept upon our lands. In the era when the earth was untouched by the iron hands of the future, our tribe lived in harmony with the spirit of the land. Helgate Canyon, the sacred throat of the earth, whispered the ancient songs through the winds. It was there, in the heart of our world, that darkness descended like a shroud.

    The others, our brothers under the same sky yet divided by the unseen forces of destiny, came upon us not with open hands but with clenched fists. The canyon, our sanctuary, transformed into a gaping maw of despair. Their ambush was swift, a serpent’s strike, and it left our warriors fallen, the soil thirsting for the blood of the betrayed. The cries of the vanquished mingled with the night, a chorus of sorrow for the moon to bear witness.

    This tale, woven into the very fabric of our being, serves not as a call to arms but a solemn remembrance of the fleeting nature of peace. The “Gates of Hell” — a name whispered in the aftermath, capturing the essence of the chasm that swallowed the souls of the brave. As the keeper of this dark chronicle, I engrave our story onto the bones of the earth, a testament to the resilience of our spirit and the shadows that dance at the edges of our light.”, the figure slumped forward, one last breath, then lying still.

    The saga of the canyon didn’t just stop there, though. No, it turned into a hotspot for all sorts of adventurers—trekkers, pioneers, moguls with big ideas. When Lewis and Clark meandered through Helgate Canyon, they couldn’t stop marveling at its wild charm, totally clueless about the somber tales the ground could tell if it had a mouth.

    Then came the Milwaukee Railroad, slicing through the canyon like a knife through butter—a feat of engineering that had everyone talking. For a bit, the place was alive with the buzz of electric trains, drowning out the wind’s whispers that used to share secrets of those long gone. But, like all great things, this too passed, leaving the tracks to play hide and seek with Mother Nature.

    Fast forward to nowadays, and we’ve got the Kim Williams Trail, snaking through the canyon. Named for a hometown hero of the green movement, it’s a nod to the power of preserving what we love. But let’s not forget the original guardians of these lands—the indigenous folks who held it sacred.

    I know I have COVID but I just needed to get out on my bike and what better place than the Kim Williams Trail. I soon found myself passed out.

    And now, as I lie here, battling the ravages of a pandemic, I hear a whisper on the wind. A lone figure emerges from the shadows, the eyes of my ancestors reflected in his gaze. He approaches me, and I know that I must heed his call to share this story, for in doing so, I shall not perish. I will carry on, my voice adding to the chorus that echoes through the canyon, a testament to the resilience of the human spirit and the enduring power of our connection to the land. “The stories we share are the threads that bind us all.”

  • ECOLA STATE PARK HIKE PHOTOS

    ECOLA STATE PARK HIKE PHOTOS

    Ah, Ecola State Park. It’s like Mother Nature decided to show off a bit, creating a masterpiece along the Oregon coast that’s moody, dramatic, and downright Instagrammable. You’ve got waves throwing temper tantrums against the cliffs, and skies that flip-flop between rain and sun faster than a reality TV romance. Then, sneak into the forests and bam! You’re tiptoeing through a real-life fairy tale, half expecting to bump into a talking squirrel or something. And let’s not forget the Pacific Ocean—playing it cool with its vast blue and rock guardians like it owns the place.

    For anyone who gets a kick out of the great outdoors, Ecola State Park is more than a checkmark on a bucket list. It’s an epic saga of nature’s diversity, offering snapshots and adventures that stick with you. Whether you’re on a quest for that postcard-perfect photo or itching to conquer its trails, this park serves up slices of awe-inspiring wilderness that’ll have you feeling all sorts of small and mighty at the same time. Seriously, if you haven’t been, you’re missing out.

  • State Farm Saga Continues

    State Farm Saga Continues

    The State Farm saga is still going strong! Mo’s been on the phone so much, we’re half expecting the phone to start begging for a break. Mo’s merged these marathon calls with daily walks. Imagine Mo, strolling around, dodging squirrels, all while deep thinking about talks about insurance expectations.

    It’s turned every walk into a comedic adventure. Mo, animatedly discussing claim numbers with me while on walks. Here’s hoping for a swift resolution with State Farm so Mo can maybe enjoy the walks without the calls.

  • Lewis and Clark Caverns

    Lewis and Clark Caverns

    https://photos.app.goo.gl/NbvTXTi6a8uSdu7x6

    Oh, this collage is like a love letter to Mother Nature’s wild side, peppered with snapshots of daring souls hiking and biking across snow-kissed landscapes and jaw-dropping mountain scenes. It’s as if these images are whispering (or maybe shouting), “Adventure is out there!” nudging us to picture ourselves swapping our cozy slippers for some rugged boots and diving headfirst into the great outdoors.

    We could dive into the mesmerizing dance between the raw, untamed wilderness and the graceful silhouettes of adventurers carving their paths through it. It’s like watching a ballet where the dancers and the stage are in a constant, thrilling tug-of-war. Or maybe we should chat about the mood lighting provided courtesy of the natural world—how the shadows play hide and seek and the clouds above stage their own drama, setting the scene with those brooding skies and snow-draped peaks. It’s all a bit like the setting of an epic fantasy novel, isn’t it?

  • First Ride

    First Ride

    The three amigos took Cruzie out for a shakedown at Pipestone. It went pretty well. They found some dirt. They found out it climbs like a 90-year-old but goes down the hill like a cheetah. Can someone tell me what the hell a ‘dropper post’ is for? Besides making things more complex and getting into a tuck. And why ‘Cruzie’ for a name? The narrator couldn’t figure out a name, so Mo started calling it that, and now it is sticking. Plus, they needed to put something on the birth certificate.

  • Rest

    Rest

    I am still sick so today it is a lot of bed and no biking. I feel like a week ago when stuck in Rome I did what the Romans do. Drink and rest.

    I have a pounding headache but the vertigo has subsided. I suspect I have a sinus infection but that is speculation. A week ago I looked out over Caesars Palace courtyard. At first glance spectacular. But the second I noticed all the discrepancies. No fine details were available like the Colosseum arches. They were filled in by painted grey wall it seems. This is not what it seemed to be.

    But no matter, the sun was out and I had a dark beer sitting in front of me. Like so many college kids out there on the strip, right? Today I am drinking soup and tea. Instead of beer. I am laying down to keep from puking. Instead of relaxing in the sunshine. I must rest.

  • Parents Gone Bad

    Parents Gone Bad

    Time for a rant blog. It’s only right since the weather in Missoula has turned from spring to winter. I awoke to Montana Public Radio stating that there is a winter weather advisory today. Oh, jeez. Time to turn off that pesky media; I don’t even know why I turned it on.

    Also on MPR, I heard about a child who committed suicide due to bullying. Everyone is blaming the principal of the school. In fact, the principal has reportedly received a bunch of hate mail or threatening letters, with one saying, “Burn in Hell.” It’s not the educators, folks. It’s the parents. The parents themselves are engaging in the same bullying tactics that pressured this teen to take their own life. There are a small number of parents out there who may be the problem. Parents shape the world, and they are f’ing it up. That is my observation and not to be confused with blame. I do know when I am being bullied, though, and even in adult life, you will run into bullies (for instance, a boss or colleague).

    There is no room in life for blame if we all just take responsibility because who knows which parent this misbehavior started with. Just as I hope bullying tactics are not used on me today, I hope that all creatures will experience a bully-free day today as well.

    On a lighter note, a video.

  • 2009 Speedwagon Classic

    2009 Speedwagon Classic

    Saturday I loaded up my beetle and set out for Polson to do the Speedwagon Classic. Matt Seeley started the race last year and this year we were able to do the loop he had in mind [http://tinyurl.com/swagon].  This year my friends Chad (Red Barn Bikes), Erik, Corey, and Andrew attended as well. Fun times!

    Things went well for me except for one tiny setback. On a wash-board downhill I lost all my Carbo Rocket (Doh).  I was able to snatch up some water at the unique

  • My Schedule and Gadgets

    My Schedule and Gadgets

    Hello from City Brew (just kidding about having to sell my body for a scone). I would like to give a congratulations to my cycling friends in New York (see previous conversation). I just updated my schedule after yesterday’s cancellation.

    I also updated my training data page, which includes some nifty Google Gadgets to display the data from my training log. Wish I could be going to Fletcher Pass today.

  • And The Rain Continues

    And The Rain Continues

    Last night I rode the Blackfoot Trail but found that my heart rate was somewhat slower than normal. I may be on the verge of over-training, but I still enjoy it. Perhaps this is why so much at work frustrates me. The rainy weather continues, and I feel like my luck has run out. Tonight I expect to get extremely wet, muddy, and cold, which strangely appeals to me!

    {rant section} I was just asked to make some style changes to the MARS Stout website. Personally, I think the new font changes have made the site look worse. While the site does need updating to appear more professional (a future redesign may help), the previous style was pretty good. Now it looks dysfunctional and the design elements are not complementary. So please don’t think this is one of my own sites. Yuck!

    Thursday Night Ride Report

    I left work around 4:40 and rode to the Blue Mountain Recreation area before the group was to meet at 6. I rode up the Blue Mountain Road and came down the single-track that we usually climb. I met Larry and a new rider, and we set off to do some riding.

    We rode for about 1 hour and 15 minutes. In that time, we rode up to the first upper parking lot, turned left, and climbed up and over to a great downhill that I had never ridden before. We ended up by the footbridge at the bottom. We rode back up the gulch and came down my favorite downhill before returning to the parking lot.

    Even though we received a record rainfall yesterday (1.68 inches), we were able to enjoy a ride without too much mud. In fact, the riding conditions were pretty good.