Way to go Jamie!

Has anyone picked up the Missoulians Entertainer? Jamie Kelly is back at it again and validating my point that Missoula has a big violence problem. This morning a youngster at Sentinel High School threw a piece of wood at my beetle as I drove by. You little shit head ... I am not from California just because I drive a beetle. Sorry about the language but Jamie Kelly has me really fired up. I am in just the right mood to have a meeting with Bob the Best Buy Manager today.

Violence goes against our Missoula nature, even more so than welcoming Californians with open arms and an FTD ... We Look Forward to You Telling Us How Adorably Quaint and Backward Our Way of Life Is ... floral bouquet.

I got a message from Bob to call him this morning to discuss if I am "taken care of" yet or not. I am pretty sure he just got served with the complaint I sent to the Montana Department of Justice concerning my lap-top story.

So today I'm wondering: What the heck are you idiots doing smacking people around on my streets? Oh, I hate to imply that I ... own ... this town. It's not ... my ... town, after all: It's your town. The only difference between me and you is that I've lived here my whole life and ... OK, so I do own this town. And as owner and CEO, I'd like to tell all you outsiders to wise up or I'll send you back to the landfills you came from.

So yea I kind of hear what Jamie Kelly is saying except I can not write such funny things. I blogged about this problem in my "Is it Safe in Missoula?" blog. So I say, way to go Jamie! *Quotes from Missoulain's Entertainer