Shoveling Snow

I have decided to get off my lazy ass and go shovel snow for exercise. That and it is a city ordinance. I just came online to post the super bowl sunday on my calendar. ... Fast forward to 1PM. I tried my best to find something to shovel with. All I could find was my lacross stick. After attempts to try to make this work I gave up. In frusturation I banged the stick against the fence. The head broke. I lost it and continued to break apart the fence and break the gate. Marcy saw all this and freeked. She ran off. Yea, now my neighbors know. I am a raving lunitic. Has any of you ever starved and went without food. It makes you crazy. So dont judge me you freeking lunitic.